OK, I’ve been getting some comments on my Twilight review and if you really want my opinion here you go and please, this is my opinion and when it comes to my opinion I can be as stubborn as a mule. 
I can promise I won’t change it, just give you reasons of why I don’t like it. The book wasn’t all bad its just, well… People have been wanting to know why I soooooo totally hate the Twilight series. I guess hating a book isn’t that kind. And I’ll admit, while at first I thought this was the best book ever my sister got to me (ahhhh, so it’s her fault, ey? No, no it is not.). And let me tell you ”twilighters” out there that I bet she has read the same amount of books you have read in your entire life, just this month. Let’s get something straight, too. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THE GENRE OF THIS BOOK, OK? Just the story itself. Now let me tell you why. First of, Bella insists she’s a shy girl were no where in the story does she act shy in my opinion. A second thing is, isn’t the majority of fans little teenage girls? So why the HECK does Ms. Meyers have the heroine overdosing on pills so she can get to sleep. Is that what we want to get into teenagers heads (the people that are most easily influenced)? That doing that is OK? I don’t think so. Another thing is, if Bella grew up in Phoenix, a very large city, don’t you think she should have enough sense not to go wandering down streets with warehouses and strange men, at night? What, did she live under a rock? I’m not done. Let me make a list for you.
I can promise I won’t change it, just give you reasons of why I don’t like it. The book wasn’t all bad its just, well… People have been wanting to know why I soooooo totally hate the Twilight series. I guess hating a book isn’t that kind. And I’ll admit, while at first I thought this was the best book ever my sister got to me (ahhhh, so it’s her fault, ey? No, no it is not.). And let me tell you ”twilighters” out there that I bet she has read the same amount of books you have read in your entire life, just this month. Let’s get something straight, too. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THE GENRE OF THIS BOOK, OK? Just the story itself. Now let me tell you why. First of, Bella insists she’s a shy girl were no where in the story does she act shy in my opinion. A second thing is, isn’t the majority of fans little teenage girls? So why the HECK does Ms. Meyers have the heroine overdosing on pills so she can get to sleep. Is that what we want to get into teenagers heads (the people that are most easily influenced)? That doing that is OK? I don’t think so. Another thing is, if Bella grew up in Phoenix, a very large city, don’t you think she should have enough sense not to go wandering down streets with warehouses and strange men, at night? What, did she live under a rock? I’m not done. Let me make a list for you.1. Bella needs constant saving. That’s a great role model for the girls out there, huh?
2. She is willing to give up the rest of her life for a guy at age, what is it, 17, 18?
3. Nothing happens in the first 400 pages of the book except she cleans her fathers house, cooks for her father, hyperventilates when Ediekins leaves the room, cleans and cooks again, falls on her face, gets into trouble, falls again, gets into more trouble and Ediekins saves her, Ediekins once again leaves the room and she thinks she might die, cleans again, falls again. By the way, is it really possible to have someone be that clumsy? I thought she was going to die before I finished the book. I really thought she was going to trip over a rock that’s not even there, fall and somehow land on her head.
4. Ms. Meyers must have skipped vocabulary class or something because I’m pretty sure the only words she knows is angelic, god-like, perfect, I, eyes, and amazing. Ms. Meyers, it called a thesaurus.
5. Is it me or do these vampires just seem like super-heroes with their super strength, special powers, awesome running abilities and over all perfect-ness?
6. Why is Bella sooooo mad that everyone is being nice to her? I just wanted to slap her! Bella, NEWSFLASH! They are being nice because that’s what normal human beings do.
7. Bella just seems sooooo bent over backwards because these guys are flocking to her and being friendly. Is it that awful to have decent human beings around you? And I thought she described herself as the Plain-Jane type? What?
8. I just don’t get this…GLITTERY VAMPIRES? That’s the reason? It’s called cover-up Edward. lol.
9. Why oh why did Edward, after hundreds of years of trying to keep it a secret tell Bella what he is. And I know she guessed but, can’t you deny it? Come on.
10. This book has to much sexual tension to be aimed at young girls. Bella constantly referred to Edwards perfectly sculpted muscles. Never his brains (if he had any) or his personality. And there always touching. Don’t call me prude but, what the heck?
11. And what if Edward was ugly? Would Bella have like him then? Would she have been so attracted to him? She seemed pretty shallow to me so I doubt she would have.
12. Edward loves Bella for her awesome smell, Bella loves Edward because he’s hot. No, that’s not petty, vapid or extremely shallow at all. No, of course it isn’t.
I would go on and on in my rant but… I think you get it. By the way again, this is the opinion of one teenage girl and I agree that it was a good start but I also think that she shouldn’t of stretched it out into 4 huge books. And let me tell you, the only reason they are making it a movie is because they know all you crazy fan girls will flock to see it because of perfect, angelic, god-like, sexy Edward Cullen. Let me ask you something. How many of you those fan girls have ever even picked up a book before this? Tell me when you find that out.
Ps. I am original, I do have a life thank no need to worry, i will not and can not change my opinion, its not a matter of how many people like it or don’t like it, it’s a matter of opinion, good book judging skills and common sense
Pss. Sorry for the sarcastic remarks. It’s just my nature and I can’t help that.
Psss. Now, please all of you crazy fans out there of the Twilight series, please don’t attack me again. This is my opinion, not yours. And another thing, I’m asking all of you to please give me at least 3 or more paragraphs on why you love this book and please, be original. Don’t tell me it’s because you love romantic books. That book was not romantic (Edward loved Bella for her smell. How romantic can you get?). Don’t tell me it’s suspenseful, because nothing happens in the first 400 pages, that is why it’s suspenseful, and don’t, don’t, don’t even tell me because Edward the hot, angelic, perfect, god-like, Cullen was in it. I am looking forward for your comments!
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